Ass Quotes

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Iâ€™m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now… — Steven Tyler
What does it take to be aÂ successful entrepreneur? It takes willingness to learn, to be able to focus, to absorb information, and to always… — Mark Cuban
It is called working your ass off. The difference is what you are willing to sacrifice. For every writer who wants balance in their life,… — Mark Cuban
Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass. — Mark Cuban
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any… — Christopher Hitchens
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word… — Chris Farley
First there was Greek civilization. Then there was the Renaissance. Now weâ€™re entering the Age of the Ass. — Jean-Luc Godard
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
Ric Flair, you can tell all these people that I'm full of it for calling myself the Legend Killer? Well, I think you're full of… — Randy Orton
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. — Ice T
Prince Charming is very nice and very honest and very confident in who he is and funny and knows how to have a kick-ass fun… — Alicia Silverstone
No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of 'Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,' but never, 'Robin Thicke grinds… — Miley Cyrus
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,… — Dave Attell
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but Iâ€™m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker
When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be… — will.i.am
No flip flops for black dudes. I donâ€™t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach. — Kanye West
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one… — Craig Ferguson

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