"You know what wakes me up? A tongue……" — Dave Attell
"You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun."
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50 Quotes by Dave Attell
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're…
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
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When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they…
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I don't watch reality TV.
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I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
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I have no grand scheme.
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is…
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
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There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse);…
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This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who…
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
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