"You know what wakes me up? A tongue……" — Dave Attell

You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There… - Dave Attell
"You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun."

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