Alarm Clock Quotes
75 quotes by 65 authors
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It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling is like a compassionate alarm…
— Byron Katie
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That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's time to do The Work.
— Byron Katie
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
— Ray Bradbury
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Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a…
— Jason Hawes
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Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table.
— Paulo Coelho
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OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without…
— Ambrose Bierce
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I like things that are simple, such as an alarm clock.
— Martin Freeman
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You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,…
— Dave Attell
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That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
— Groucho Marx
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The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off
— Rex Stout
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If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time.
— Steve Pavlina
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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee,…
— Gail Porter
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You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast…
— Zach Braff
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It was an impressive achievement, of course, and a human achievement by the members of the IBM team, but Deep Blue was only intelligent the…
— Garry Kasparov
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This morning did you wake up to an alarm clock or an opportunity clock?
— Zig Ziglar
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Don't let your alarm clock, be the only reason you wake up.
— Ray Lewis
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There is no alarm clock like embarrassment,
— Maryrose Wood
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Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A…
— Duncan Jones
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I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,…
— Jay Leno
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I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom or a buddy…
— Jesse McCartney
Who Wrote These Alarm Clock Quotes
65 authors contributed a total of 75 Alarm Clock Quotes, led by these top contributors: