Alarm Clock Quotes

75 quotes by 65 authors

It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling is like a compassionate alarm… — Byron Katie
That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's time to do The Work. — Byron Katie
I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me. — Ray Bradbury
Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a… — Jason Hawes
Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table. — Paulo Coelho
OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without… — Ambrose Bierce
I like things that are simple, such as an alarm clock. — Martin Freeman
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking,… — Dave Attell
That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout
If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time. — Steve Pavlina
But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee,… — Gail Porter
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast… — Zach Braff
It was an impressive achievement, of course, and a human achievement by the members of the IBM team, but Deep Blue was only intelligent the… — Garry Kasparov
This morning did you wake up to an alarm clock or an opportunity clock? — Zig Ziglar
Don't let your alarm clock, be the only reason you wake up. — Ray Lewis
There is no alarm clock like embarrassment, — Maryrose Wood
Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A… — Duncan Jones
I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,… — Jay Leno
I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom or a buddy… — Jesse McCartney

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