"That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for…" — Groucho Marx
"That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Alarm Quotes
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If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
— Elizabeth Bowen
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Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably…
— Sophia Bush
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Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife…
— William Lloyd Garrison
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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. We hold this prudent jealousy to be…
— James Madison
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We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling…
— Byron Katie
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That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's…
— Byron Katie
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God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that, realizes that he is in the midst,…
— F B Meyer
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm.…
— Rita Rudner
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I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I…
— Alexander Fleming
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
— Ray Bradbury
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