Best Alarm Clock Sayings

75 Alarm Clock quotes by 62 unique authors

Oh my telephone! It isn't your job to do the work of the alarm clock. — Mohammad MUSTAFA
Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed. — Green Monk
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama
How reliable is your alarm clock? — Rachel McAdams
Im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock. — Big Sean
I'm livin out my dreams, don't you dare hit that alarm clock — Big Sean
My alarm clock is just like my girlfriend , each five minutes she has to bother me . — Unknown Author
Clearly my alarm clock is jealous of my relationship with my bed. — Unknown Author
I'm not lazy in the morning-my alarm clock is an overachiever! — Unknown Author
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel
The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so… — Christian Bale
Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I… — Don Raj
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell Is This??? -Sincerely.… — Pacifiersucker
I'm in love with my bed, we're the perfect couple. But my alarm clock won't let us be together. That jealous whore. — Unkown
My love for you is like an alarm clock, you can hear me but you chose to ignore me until you throw me. Don't worry,… — Yvonne Urlanda
Im in love with my bed, were perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just doesnt seem to want us together! — Dimple Andos
Im in love with my bed were perfect together but my alarm clock dosnt want us together. That jealose whore — Ana 13
I seen the girl of my dream, beautiful, smart, intelligent,and funny.... Then ding ding ding... Damn you alarm clock!! — Patrina
Love is not an alarm clock. You can not have it sound at a time that you think is convenient and appropriate. It can not… — Pacifiersucker
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you. — Nishan Panwar
I'm in love with my bed. we're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. that jealous whore . — Yashar Ibra
Never allow someone else to hit the alarm clock on YOUR dream. — Ritu Ghatourey
Love is a dream, marriage an alarm clock. — Nikhil Saluja
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after… — Nikhil Saluja

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