"My alarm clock is just like my girlfriend……" — Unknown Author

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• If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm. — Elizabeth Bowen
• Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably… — Sophia Bush
• Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife… — William Lloyd Garrison
• Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for… — Hunter S. Thompson
• It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. We hold this prudent jealousy to be… — James Madison
• We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm. — Nicolas Chamfort
• It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling… — Byron Katie
• That's the purpose of stress. It's a friend. It's an alarm clock, built in to let you know that it's… — Byron Katie
• God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that, realizes that he is in the midst,… — F B Meyer
• Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm.… — Rita Rudner
• I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I… — Alexander Fleming
• I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me. — Ray Bradbury

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