Alarm Clock Quotes

75 Alarm Clock quotes by 62 unique authors

Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number or, God forbid,… — J C Watts
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. — Mark Zuckerberg
He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed. — Martin Amis
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock. — Benjamin Franklin
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx
My alarm clock during my childhood was a pride of lions. — Yann Martel
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and they immediately surrender… — Milan Kundera
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock. — Heather Brewer
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television. — Chuck Palahniuk
cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend — Amy Krouse Rosenthal
...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and realized you had… — Jodi Picoult
On the face of her phone Wileen programs a message to herself so that when the alarm clock rings the screen flashes: EVERY DAY IS… — Buddy Wakefield
All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame is finally strong… — Isaac Marion
As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way to… — Marilyn Manson
Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you. — Byron Katie
I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock. — Ben Schott
My day begins a little before 6 A.M. I never set an alarm clock. — David H. Murdock
The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock. — Unknown Author
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Alarm clock is there to remind you to wake up and start preparing for the present and the future of your life. — Simie
An alarm clock is a device to wake a man up who has no plans or intentions for the future that could make him wake… — Vikrant Parsai
Those who end their day by watching television rarely start it by setting up an alarm clock. — Vikrant Parsai
An alarm clock is a proof that man has to get up early and work hard. — Vikrant Parsai
Stress is the alarm clock that lets you know you've attached to something not true for you. — Byron Katie
'the truth is like an alarm clock...you might not want to hear it,but it will wake you up from your dreams and bring you back… — Maria Ana Bulquerin

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