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If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting. — Curtis LeMay
Pain was their body's way of telling them that they'd pushed themselves to their limits - which was exactly where they were supposed to be. — Richard Marcinko
Your life is on the line, practice well. — Masaaki Hatsumi
You've got a nice neck for choking. — Unknown Author
I'm in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum. — Claes Oldenburg
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have… — Matt Stairs
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the… — Dan Devine
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that… — Dave Barry
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55. — Mark Twain
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass. — Alicia Silverstone
[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something… — H. L. Mencken
Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for. — StanisÅ‚aw I LeszczyÅ„ski
If you don't get a kick out of the job you're doing you'd better hunt for another one. — Unknown Author
Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up. — Unknown Author
The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect… — Queen Elizabeth II
You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds like you regret… — Keith Brantly
I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha. Bringing peace and a smile… — Jenn Shelton
Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast. — John Green

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