Ass Quotes

2172 Ass quotes by 1145 unique authors

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass. — Unknown Author
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson
F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you. — Drake
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today? — Dennis Miller
making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in… — Robbie Robertson
They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass? — Kanye West
She could have a Grammy I'd still treat her ass like a nominee. — Drake
On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all this stuff. It… — Robert Pattinson
Everything in this country [the US] has got to be good looks and unlined faces and thin bodies and people running around in skirts slit… — Lauren Bacall
These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with ignorance, indifference, or… — Stephen Crane
You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or even despair - the sense that you can never completely put on the… — Stephen King
It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more nearly his own… — H. L. Mencken
Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say. — Unknown Author
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the… — Brad Wilkerson
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
When I look at myself as a younger actor, I see what a tight ass I was. I had a pretty big shadow because of… — Michael Douglas
The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought. — Muhammad Iqbal
I think people sometimes don't pay enough attention to what they do. I've done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I've worked my ass… — Justin Timberlake
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg
I've got a good man. He takes care of me. I don't have to be scared of anything because I know he will kick every… — Whitney Houston

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