"Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My……" — Kevin Hearne
"Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass."
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93 Quotes by Kevin Hearne
Kevin Hearne has 93 quotes on this site.
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I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me…
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I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more,…
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Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll…
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Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my…
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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but…
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Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't…
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I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
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Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter…
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Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to…
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I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in…
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Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify…
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He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will…
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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