All Kevin Hearne Quotes
- I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… Another Name
- I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in… Affection
- Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. Ass
- Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has… All
- Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with… Added
- She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of… Applaud
- Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a… Bet
- I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments. Argument
- Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy. Appreciate
- Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them. Allied
- I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home… Bed
- Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak… America
- He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the… All
- When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. Don T
- Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. Atticus
- People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with… Decades
- Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones. Emo
- That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. Beer
- Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good… Body
- Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it. Anyone