Best Kevin Hearne Quotes
- Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling. Babbling
- Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete! Course
- Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has changed their lives.… Admit
- They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this. Able
- If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. Control
- I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while… Belief
- I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes. Assertions
- The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with… American
- She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five. Ecstasy
- Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning Blonde
- Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too. Americans
- You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? Any
- You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget;… Cartman
- Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have… Believe
- Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise. Ago
- My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It was… Centuries
- Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?”… Added
- Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s… Barista
- No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting for the other… Camouflage
- Malina looked incredulous. "Are you anything more than a Druid?" "Of course I am. I own this shop and I play a mean game of… Accent
- I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world… Druid
- Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. Catnip
- The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much as a protracted… Battlefield
- Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked.… Agreed
- Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland,… Archetypal