"You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in……" — Kevin Hearne
"You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited."
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93 Quotes by Kevin Hearne
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