Oberon Quotes

10 quotes by 2 authors

• Through the forest have I gone. But Athenian found I none, On whose eyes I might approve This flower's force in stirring love. Night and… — William Shakespeare
• Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has… — Kevin Hearne
• You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget;… — Kevin Hearne
• Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the other guy,… — Kevin Hearne
• Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead… — Kevin Hearne
• Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne
• Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision… — Kevin Hearne
• That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon… — Kevin Hearne
• She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the… — Kevin Hearne
• The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Who Wrote These Oberon Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 10 Oberon Quotes as follows:

• 9 Oberon Quotes by Kevin Hearne
• 1 Oberon Quote by William Shakespeare