"Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait,……" — Kevin Hearne
"Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon"
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93 Quotes by Kevin Hearne
Kevin Hearne has 93 quotes on this site.
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Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll…
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Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my…
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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but…
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Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't…
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I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
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Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter…
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Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to…
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I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in…
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More Dog Quotes
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you…
— Francis Bacon
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children…
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
— Bob Barker
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise…
— Dave Barry
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There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being…
— Drew Barrymore
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Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
— Saint Basil
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Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
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