"Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not…" — South Park

"Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman"

Cartman Quotes Dead Quotes Dead Yet Quotes Get Quotes Hey Quotes Hey Stupid Quotes Him Quotes Off Quotes Rats Quotes Stupid Quotes

40 Quotes by South Park

South Park has 40 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 40 quotes by South Park »

More Cartman Quotes

This quote is filed under Cartman Quotes, one of 12 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all.… — Trey Parker
It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I… — Trey Parker
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin
You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed… — Kevin Hearne
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious. — South Park
Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces. — South Park
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski — South Park
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman — South Park

See all 12 Cartman Quotes »