South Park Quotes
- Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
- Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
- Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
- Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
- Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
- Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
- Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
- Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
- Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
- Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
- Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
- Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
- This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh
- I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh
- Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! - Chef
- Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef
- Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef
- I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster
- I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank the sportscaster
- When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned