"When it comes to a spelling bee, always……" — South Park
"When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned"
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40 Quotes by South Park
South Park has 40 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
- Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
- Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
- Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
- Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
- Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
- Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
- Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
- Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
- Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
- Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
- Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
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