"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the……" — South Park
"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski"
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- The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin
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- No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
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- Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman — South Park