Cartman Quotes

12 quotes by 4 authors

• It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just… — Trey Parker
• It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and… — Trey Parker
• The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin
• You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget;… — Kevin Hearne
• Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park
• Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious. — South Park
• Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces. — South Park
• Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski — South Park
• No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
• Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman — South Park
• Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman — South Park

Who Wrote These Cartman Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 12 Cartman Quotes as follows:

• 7 Cartman Quotes by South Park
• 2 Cartman Quotes by Trey Parker
• 1 Cartman Quote by Jennifer Rardin
• 1 Cartman Quote by Kevin Hearne