Cartman Quotes
12 quotes by 4 authors
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just…
— Trey Parker
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and…
— Trey Parker
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The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
— Jennifer Rardin
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You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget;…
— Kevin Hearne
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Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
— South Park
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Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
— South Park
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Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
— South Park
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Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
— South Park
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No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
— South Park
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Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
— South Park
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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
— South Park
Who Wrote These Cartman Quotes
4 authors contributed a total of 12 Cartman Quotes as follows: