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I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those…
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I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have…
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Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.
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Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer.…
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Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and…
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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud…
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Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that…
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I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
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Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.
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Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it…
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I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the…
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Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that…
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