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- It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just…
- It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and…
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- It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been… — Trey Parker
- It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything… — Trey Parker
- The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! — Jennifer Rardin
- You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate.… — Kevin Hearne
- Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park
- Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious. — South Park
- Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces. — South Park
- Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski — South Park
- No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
- Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman — South Park
- Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman — South Park