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Mr Quotes by South Park
- Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
- Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison
- You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison
- Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison
- No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
- Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison
- Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
- Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison
- Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't…
- If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave
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- If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. — Robert Benchley
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