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Garrison Quotes by South Park
- Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
- Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison
- You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison
- Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison
- No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
- Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison
- Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
- Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison
More Garrison Quotes
- When they remain in garrison, soldiers are maintained with fear and punishment; when they are then led to war, with hope and… — Niccolo Machiavelli
- I think that Billie (Jean King) and Zina (Garrison), they have a whole lot of experience. Even if I don't quite agree… — Venus Williams
- Ornette Coleman wasn't sure whether he was going to continue with Charlie Haden-Charlie had some personal problems. I said "You've got to… — Paul Bley
- What is unique about Drogheda is the very large number of Protestants in the garrison and the fact that it's commanded, by… — Ronald Hutton
- If Berlin fell, the US would lose Europe, and if Europe fell into the hands of the Soviet Union and thus added… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
- For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio,… — Tom Bodett
- Garrison Keillor read several of my poems on 'The Writer's Almanac' and I've heard from listeners nationally and internationally. That's one of… — Ellen Bass
- The keys of a fortress are always well worth the retirement of the garrison when it is resolved to yield only on… — Napoleon Bonaparte
- And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining. — Woody Harrelson
- In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high. — Jane Smiley
- There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what… — Molly Ivins
- Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor — Garrison Keillor