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Uncle Quotes by South Park
- Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
- When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned
- It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
More Uncle Quotes
- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood
- The one man other than my father who made the most lasting impression was an uncle, Serge B. Benson. He taught me… — Ezra Taft Benson
- I was offered a job on Wall Street by my uncle. But I wanted to get out. Make-it-on-my-own kinda thing. — George H. W. Bush
- My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. — Fred Allen
- Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- My grandfather and my uncle both died from colorectal cancer, my dad almost died from it and I have the gene for… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- I love San Francisco so much. I call it the Emerald City and have been coming here since 1992. I have a… — Andy Cohen
- My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Unknown Author
- My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a… — Jack Handey
- Today's Uncle Tom doesn't wear a handkerchief on his head. This modern, twentieth-century Uncle Thomas now often wears a top hat. He's… — Malcolm X
- One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in… — Milton Berle