Garrison Quotes
23 quotes by 16 authors
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When they remain in garrison, soldiers are maintained with fear and punishment; when they are then led to war, with hope and reward.
— Niccolo Machiavelli
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I think that Billie (Jean King) and Zina (Garrison), they have a whole lot of experience. Even if I don't quite agree with something or…
— Venus Williams
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Ornette Coleman wasn't sure whether he was going to continue with Charlie Haden-Charlie had some personal problems. I said "You've got to be kidding! There's…
— Paul Bley
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What is unique about Drogheda is the very large number of Protestants in the garrison and the fact that it's commanded, by and large, by…
— Ronald Hutton
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If Berlin fell, the US would lose Europe, and if Europe fell into the hands of the Soviet Union and thus added its great industrial…
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio, and I'm not…
— Tom Bodett
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Garrison Keillor read several of my poems on 'The Writer's Almanac' and I've heard from listeners nationally and internationally. That's one of the great gifts…
— Ellen Bass
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The keys of a fortress are always well worth the retirement of the garrison when it is resolved to yield only on those conditions. On…
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining.
— Woody Harrelson
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In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.
— Jane Smiley
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There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity -- like what Garrison Keillor does.…
— Molly Ivins
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
— Garrison Keillor
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One of the local reporters assured me Garrison would put in an appearance for the cross-examination, but as the courtroom settled down and the rear…
— James Kirkwood
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Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison.
— George Savile
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Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
— South Park
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Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison
— South Park
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You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison
— South Park
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Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison
— South Park
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No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
— South Park
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Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison
— South Park
Who Wrote These Garrison Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 23 Garrison Quotes as follows: