Best South Park Quotes
- No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison Answers
- Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison Air
- Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison Bangkok
- Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison Dead
- Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree Bunny
- It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo Coming
- Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't… Alcohol
- Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, Nurse Goodley, and myself. Team B will consist… Break
- Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman Cartman
- If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane Acquit
- In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a… Bikini
- If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave Children
- No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus! - Kyle Angry
- Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman Cartman
- Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to vote for our guy. - Kyle Cause