"If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must……" — South Park
"If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane"
More Acquit Quotes
- Sit not down without assurance. Get alone, and bring thy heart to the bar of trial: force it to answer… — Richard Baxter
- Jurors should acquit, even against the judge's instruction . . . if exercising their judgment with discretion and honesty they… — Alexander Hamilton
- If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. — Johnnie Cochran
- [T]he hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding… — George Washington
- It is better and more satisfactory to acquit a thousand guilty persons than to put a single innocent one to… — Maimonides
- On the last day, God will not acquit us because our good works were good enough, but he will look… — Kevin DeYoung
- [N]o American should retreat an inch on the right of jurors to acquit if they perceive the law or its… — Charley Reese
- The Gospel announces that Jesus came to acquit the guilty. He came to judge and be judged in our place.… — Tullian Tchividjian
- He that judges without informing himself to the utmost that he is capable, cannot acquit himself of judging amiss — John Locke
- If you dont do what is your duty on any subject, you cannot pardon yourself for the omission. So acting… — T Joseph Benziger