Best Kevin Hearne Sayings
- I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. Better
- -“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman… All
- Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with… Armor
- Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan Anybody
- On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan Award
- Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive… Awesome
- The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and… Encompass
- Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed Angel
- Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to… Accident
- I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condition they're… Ads
- Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it. Bring
- There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had… Badass
- He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone. All
- But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky… Apprentice
- You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? Bloodsucking
- How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for… Admitted
- The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?” “I’m going to go fight with… All
- Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the other guy,… Advanced
- It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.” {Right! Bacon must… Bacon
- No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for… Adverb
- ...Having no recourse, I feel back on Shakespeare. Leif would recognize it and understand the context properly. With my remaining few seconds of consciousness, I… Ado
- There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius. It invariably goes… Among
- As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You… Actually Facing
- Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead… Atticus
- Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon Dog