"Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a……" — Kevin Hearne
"Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch."
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93 Quotes by Kevin Hearne
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