Whiskey Quotes

277 quotes by 216 authors

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed… — Gary Allan
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe… — Jimmy Cannon
Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day. — Ernest Hemingway
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It… — Louis Armstrong
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead
If I'd just paid money to watch a soccer game, I'd want to kill someone too (once the buzz wore off and I realized where… — Tom O'Brien
I was very lucky to be offered a lovely piece of property to build a career on. I started building a house on it, but… — Vanessa Carlton
She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene. — Drake
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. — Tom T. Hall
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until… — William Faulkner
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But… — Mark Twain
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. — Thomas Jefferson
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever… — John Cheever
My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. — Pink
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as… — Mark Twain
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. — Layne Staley

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