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Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of… — Davy Crockett
Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell. — James J. Hill
That the American, by temperament, worked to excess, was true; work and whiskey were his stimulants; work was a form of vice; but he never… — Henry Adams
I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead. — Billy Childish
When a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains. — Harper Lee
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one… — Gary Shteyngart
Between his eyes, there were four lines, the marks of such misery as children should never feel. He spoke with that wonderful whisky voice that… — Martha Gellhorn
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. — W.C. Fields
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? — W.C. Fields
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of… — Tom T. Hall
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you… — Molly Ivins
Whiskey will always be a part of my life. — Artie Lange
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. — Robert E. Lee
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. — Tug McGraw
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P.J. O'Rourke
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. — Mark Twain
There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler

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