Whiskey Quotes

277 Whiskey quotes by 190 unique authors

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto… — Unknown Author
The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never… — W.C. Fields
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey. — W.C. Fields
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on… — W.C. Fields
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! — Samuel Johnson
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — Unknown Author
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. — Unknown Author
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. — Igor Stravinsky
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues. — Mark Twain
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. — Reginald Maudling
Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation. — Truman Capote
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. — Dean Martin
It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain… — Mark Twain
"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and mild flavour. — Samuel Johnson
Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine! — Nick Cave
If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then I am certainly… — Unknown Author
He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. — Unknown Author
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. — Rodney Dangerfield

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