Whiskey Quotes

277 Whiskey quotes by 190 unique authors

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon
Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose… — Junior Johnson
I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey — Benedict Cumberbatch
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. — John Daly
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and… — Mads Mikkelsen
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. — Bill Murray
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you… — Jackson Rathbone
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. — Billy Sunday
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley
International correspondents with their long dictaphones, and dirty jeans, and five hundred words before whiskey, are slouched over the red velvet chairs, in the VIP… — Binyavanga Wainaina
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker,… — Vikas Swarup
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better. — Langston Hughes
There isnâ€™t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And so are the… — David Ogilvy
Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a… — Roberto Duran
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus â€” but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey. — Andrew Jackson
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in… — P.J. O'Rourke
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. — Lord Dunsany
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. — M.F.K. Fisher
People have the right to ask questions and dig deep when you're hurting people and things around you, but when I haven't talked to anyone… — Layne Staley

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