Whiskey Quotes

277 Whiskey quotes by 190 unique authors

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. — Tug McGraw
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P.J. O'Rourke
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. — Hillary Scott
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. — Mark Twain
There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. — Haruki Murakami
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. — Mark Twain
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and… — Jane Green
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. — H. L. Mencken
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it… — Abraham Lincoln
the psyche has been burned and left us senseless, the world has been darker than lights-out in a closet full of hungry bats, and the… — Charles Bukowski
whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn't help the mind and isn't it funny how you can ache just from the deadly… — Charles Bukowski
When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane. — Tom Waits
There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on… — H. L. Mencken
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to… — Charles Bukowski

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