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Whiskey Quotes by W.C. Fields
- The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never…
- So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
- We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on…
- Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
- Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
More Whiskey Quotes
- Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! — Samuel Johnson
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
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- Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead
- She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to… — Drake
- It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. — Tom T. Hall
- There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool… — William Faulkner
- It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain