Whiskey Quotes
277 Whiskey quotes by 190 unique authors
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I am ashamed. That's how it is with whiskey.
— Unknown Author
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YES, I'm drinking whiskey baby I am gone tonight, NBC is not the only thing I'm coming on tonight
— Childish Gambino
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If a man comes from around the corner after you get off a greyhound bus and has hay in his matted hair smelling like whiskey…
— Massmurder
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Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety, now that is the good stuff!
— Steven Tyler
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
— Childish Gambino
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Sometime I feel like even whiskey can't kill the pain. I feel like everything I do is a screw up. I tried to show you…
— Travis Martin
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I got my ticket for the long way round Two bottle a whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And…
— DevilgirlLovesU
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Rain Makes Corn, Corn Makes Whiskey, Whiskey Make My Babe Feel A Little Friski... Rain is A Good Think
— Luke Bryan
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God made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so sexy! god made rivers, god made lakes, god made u.........well we all make mistakes!
— Ritu Ghatourey
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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
— Nikhil Saluja
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He put the bottle to is hand and pulled the trigger. Finally drank away the memories. Life is short but this time it was bigger.…
— Unknown Author
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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before…
— Sarah
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Light Lunch? Whiskey and a Cigar
— Nikhil Saluja
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Im on a strict diet. Whiskey and Vagina.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years
— Nikhil Saluja
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My favorite beer is whiskey.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and…
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Who Wrote These Whiskey Quotes
190 authors contributed a total of 277 Whiskey Quotes, led by these top contributors: