Whiskey Quotes

277 Whiskey quotes by 190 unique authors

Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women. — Kenneth Rexroth
Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps. — Alexander Fleming
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. — Compton Mackenzie
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! — Herb Kelleher
My dad worked for different companies that made whiskey for a long time, so we were definitely whiskey drinkers. Growing up, my friends would get… — Mike Krieger
Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and… — Nguyen Cao Ky
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved… — Buffalo Bill
We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place. — Charles Kelley
Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money. — Unknown Author
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me. — Unknown Author
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel
Fear can be headier than whiskey, once man has acquired a taste for it. — Unknown Author
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. — Joel C. Rosenberg
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja
Im trippin on that gin and j. I'm trippin on that cognac I aint trippin on that whiskey all day long I'm goin tipsy — Dopeboy
Have you ever seen the Devil? I have. He's a beautiful man with dark black hair and glowing red eyes. He has a suit made… — Ember Marie Toton
You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out of my chest,… — Savannah J
How country are ya? Yep, girl I really need to know Do you shoot whiskey? Yep! Good Cuz I had to let you go Can… — Unknown Author
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..! — Simi Ngr
I got my ticket for the long way round Two bottles of whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company And… — Unkown

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