Best Kevin Hearne Quotations
- Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. Achieve
- Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder. Granuaile
- its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. Away Free
- Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. Creative
- Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian." "No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision… Atticus
- When in doubt, blame the dark elves. Blame
- They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a… Answered
- She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion. All
- For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them… All
- ... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard… Almost Completely
- There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround… Desperate
- Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The Morrigan sucker-punched me… Already Feeling
- That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon… Asshole
- She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the… Anger
- Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids. Dark
- The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon Belly
- Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a minute. You know,… Atticus
- That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would rather be too… Amazed