Granuaile Quotes
- Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has… — Kevin Hearne
- On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne
- Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to… — Kevin Hearne
- Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne
- Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder. — Kevin Hearne
- They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a… — Kevin Hearne
- ... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard… — Kevin Hearne
- Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a minute. You know,… — Kevin Hearne