"When in doubt, blame the dark elves." — Kevin Hearne

"When in doubt, blame the dark elves."

— Kevin Hearne

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93 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

Kevin Hearne has 93 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me…
I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more,…
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.
Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll…
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my…
She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but…
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't…
I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter…
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to…
I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in…
Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify…

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More Blame Quotes

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I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I… — Darren Aronofsky
You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you.… — Drew Barrymore
Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures. — Bernard Baruch
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. — Samuel Beckett
The Marxist analysis has got nothing to do with what happened in Stalin's Russia: it's like blaming Jesus Christ for… — Tony Benn
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change… — Yogi Berra
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it… — Yogi Berra
Everyone's quick to blame the alien. — Aeschylus
One day I realized that I wasn't getting anywhere by blaming other people for my circumstances. I finally understood: Even… — Mary J. Blige
If a hurricane strikes, we can blame the president for not being there; we can blame Congress and FEMA; we… — Michael Bloomberg
It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but the failed policies… — John Bolton

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