Whoa Quotes
135 quotes by 117 authors
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I wasn't real quick, and I wasn't real strong. Some guys will just take off and it's like, whoa. So I beat them with my…
— Larry Bird
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I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like…
— Tommy Chong
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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH…
— George Carlin
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Whoa! I better lay off the peyote!
— Marcus Thomas
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I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!…
— Rita Rudner
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You just witnessed something I've never seen in my entire life. They just called that team (Tennessee) the winner. They said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,…
— Les Miles
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Then I thought, Whoa. If there are no photographs, then there is no history. I'm going to get in there. I'm going to make these…
— Joel Meyerowitz
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Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement “Nobody wants to listen to their grandpas music.
— Blake Shelton
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I definitely think cheerleaders have no fear. When I took the Hellcats job I was like whoa, this is a sport. Cheerleaders deserve a lot…
— Ashley Tisdale
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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky...
— Mitch Hedberg
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I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was kind of an…
— Paul F. Tompkins
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It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last year I spent…
— Ric Flair
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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and…
— Jack Handey
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I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is…
— Aziz Ansari
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Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God…
— Ted Alexandro
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I would rather say whoa to a leader than gittie up.
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.
— Kevin Hearne
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Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest…
— Elbert Hubbard
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I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening!
— Martha MacIsaac
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I used to look at horror movies as being really real and it would totally freak me out and give me nightmares. Now I watch…
— Evan Peters
Who Wrote These Whoa Quotes
117 authors contributed a total of 135 Whoa Quotes, led by these top contributors: