Whoa Quotes

135 quotes by 117 authors

I wasn't real quick, and I wasn't real strong. Some guys will just take off and it's like, whoa. So I beat them with my… — Larry Bird
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like… — Tommy Chong
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH… — George Carlin
Whoa! I better lay off the peyote! — Marcus Thomas
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!… — Rita Rudner
You just witnessed something I've never seen in my entire life. They just called that team (Tennessee) the winner. They said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,… — Les Miles
Then I thought, Whoa. If there are no photographs, then there is no history. I'm going to get in there. I'm going to make these… — Joel Meyerowitz
Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement â€œNobody wants to listen to their grandpas music. — Blake Shelton
I definitely think cheerleaders have no fear. When I took the Hellcats job I was like whoa, this is a sport. Cheerleaders deserve a lot… — Ashley Tisdale
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky... — Mitch Hedberg
I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was kind of an… — Paul F. Tompkins
Itâ€™s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!â€”When last year I spent… — Ric Flair
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and… — Jack Handey
I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is… — Aziz Ansari
Some people say homosexuality is a sin. Itâ€™s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God… — Ted Alexandro
I would rather say whoa to a leader than gittie up. — Ezra Taft Benson
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. — Kevin Hearne
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest… — Elbert Hubbard
I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening! — Martha MacIsaac
I used to look at horror movies as being really real and it would totally freak me out and give me nightmares. Now I watch… — Evan Peters

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