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• When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
• Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
• A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each… — Rudolf Arnheim
• Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason… — Marcus Aurelius
• I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I… — Tyra Banks
• These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
• Despite two decisions, in 2008 and 2010, by the U.S. Supreme Court unequivocally affirming that the Second Amendment to the… — Bob Barr
• When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore
• A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing… — Clara Barton
• The dance can reveal everything mysterious that is hidden in music, and it has the additional merit of being human… — Charles Baudelaire
• For the theatre one needs long arms... an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. — Sarah Bernhardt
• The arms race is worse than it ever was, the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse… — Daniel Berrigan

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