"Christians have created a holiday that has become……" — Lewis Black
"Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it."
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151 Quotes by Lewis Black
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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