His Ass Quotes

60 quotes by 55 authors

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton
They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass? — Kanye West
Come December 8th his ass gone be hurt. He aint fought 43 Floyd Mayweathers. — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any… — Eddie Murphy
I never had the slightest difficulty with a fellow actor. Not until One, Two, Three. In that picture, Horst Buchholz tried all sorts of scene-stealing… — James Cagney
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time… — Bill Maher
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding… — Satchel Paige
He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He was used to… — Harry S. Truman
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth — Tom Clancy
... once we played at the Fillmore opposite The Cream. Eric Clapton was there and he played his ass off that night ... backstage Michael… — Barry Goldberg
Kyle Busch is going to get his ass whipped shortly I hope. He better sit his ass in his motor home or Iâ€™m going to… — Kevin Harvick
I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please remember this: that… — Rich Mullins
Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a ten-dollar hooker around,… — S.M. Stirling
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000… — J. Michael Straczynski
Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri
We are the biggest sissies in the jungle. Every other animal is stronger than we are - they have fangs, they have claws, they have… — Christopher McDougall
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. — Jim Carrey
Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is… — Gary Cherone
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil — Nicki Minaj
Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy whoâ€™s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn. — Peter Dinklage

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