Best His Ass Sayings
- Whoever invented Santa-Banta jokes shouLd be rewarded wit a 9mm buLlet in his ass — SARkARR
- Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being… — Charles Bukowski
- If he can't except me smoking weed and drinking then I gotta drop his ass. Im'a do me no matter what! My blunts come first.… — Victor Reyes
- Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker
- If a man puts his hands on a female incorrectly, he is a bitch...and deserves to get his ass beat 2 or 3 times — Jerett Parker
- Dreamland Goes Dino! Freak-a-saurus and his little web-scammer hanging out over the weekend, planning naughty little tricks, to mock, fool, and use you, to feel… — Javaz
- He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass...He asked… — Jennifer Lawrence
- Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they… — Kevin