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60 His Ass quotes by 53 unique authors

Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network — Jegede Abiodun
He left me. He broke me. I knew better than to trust his ass :'( — Savannah J
Save yourself for the guy with class, not the teen with pants down his ass. — Nylle
An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man's… — Daniel Morgan
They say, he must had an angel, 'cause look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass? — Kanye West
You should calm your man if you got love for him, before you see his ass flying of the roof like Nutzo in Above The… — Lloyd Banks
I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
Foreman: You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass. Chase: I wasn't kissing his ass.… — House MD
Pin the tail on his ass! — Kevin Hart
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom. — Hank Moody
Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett. — Superbad
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice… — Pulp Fiction
I'll fuck him in his ass. I fucked kids like him in the can in the ass. Fuckin' trying to break up my party. -Billy… — Goodfellas
Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his ex tomorrow. '07… — Rocko
Same nigga, with the flow. Same nigga that'll spin a nigga's ass up, throw his ass in the trunk. I'm a representative, for the Assholes.… — Trae Tha Truth
There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk… — Cedric The Entertainer
Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside. — Cedric The Entertainer
If a boy aint showen you no act right no love. then you need to find the strength to leave his ass — Neonya Marie
If Life knocks you down, get up! and Kick His Ass.... — Unknown Author
One buldog drop somethin 4rm his ass..wat do cal it? 'bullshit' — Unknown Author
That moment when your baby daddy leaves to get something for the baby and he takes more than an hour and you jump all over… — Unknown Author
My cousin finished school can't believe he graduated. Threw him 20,000 dollars told his ass congratulations. — Big Sean
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass.… — Friday
My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla

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