"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's…" — Lewis Black
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."
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151 Quotes by Lewis Black
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap…
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of…
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I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to…
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their…
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
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