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- I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
- I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
- I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
- You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe…
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle