Funny Quote by Boris Beizer

“However, a real implementation may still have to include code to handle the case where something happens that was assumed to be impossible, even…

— Martin Kleppmann

“There are only 2 hard things in programming: naming, cache invalidation, and off-by-one-errors.”

— Mattt Thompson

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Coding, it's an endless process of trial and error, of trying to get the right command in the right place, with sometimes just a…

— Reshma Saujani

I was eventually persuaded of the need to design programming notations so as to maximize the number of errors which cannot be made, or…

— Tony Hoare

Programming is all about numbers.

— Shigeru Miyamoto

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.

— Alan Perlis

If you don't know how compilers work, then you don't know how computers work.

— Steve Yegge

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.

— Seymour Cray

Job Control Language is the worst programming language ever designed anywhere by anybody for any purpose.

— Fred Brooks

“We write programs not because we understand the syntax but to solve a problem”

— Orobor Anderson Ise

You become a serious programmer by going through a stage where you are fully aware of the degree to which you know the specification,…

— Erik Naggum