Funny Quote by Boris Beizer Download Open image “In programming, it’s often the buts in the specification that kill you.” — Boris Beizer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Programming Specifications
“However, a real implementation may still have to include code to handle the case where something happens that was assumed to be impossible, even… — Martin Kleppmann Copy Share Image
“There are only 2 hard things in programming: naming, cache invalidation, and off-by-one-errors.” — Mattt Thompson Copy Share Image
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything. — Karl Lehenbauer Copy Share Image
Coding, it's an endless process of trial and error, of trying to get the right command in the right place, with sometimes just a… — Reshma Saujani Copy Share Image
I was eventually persuaded of the need to design programming notations so as to maximize the number of errors which cannot be made, or… — Tony Hoare Copy Share Image
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn. — Alan Perlis Copy Share Image
If you don't know how compilers work, then you don't know how computers work. — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. — Seymour Cray Copy Share Image
Job Control Language is the worst programming language ever designed anywhere by anybody for any purpose. — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
“We write programs not because we understand the syntax but to solve a problem” — Orobor Anderson Ise Copy Share Image
You become a serious programmer by going through a stage where you are fully aware of the degree to which you know the specification,… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
Testing proves a programmer’s failure. Debugging is the programmer’s vindication. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
Software never was perfect and won't get perfect. But is that a license to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify… — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but… — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
Second law: The complexity barrier. Software complexity (and therefore that of bugs) grows to the limits of our ability to manage that complexity. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods… — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them. — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's… — Boris Beizer Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
